A letter that will never get sent...

Dear Park R-3 School District Athletic Department, Since football season is usually cold, windy and snowy, and since soccer season is usually cold, windy and snowy, I would like to make the following recommendation: tear down the old, metal bleachers and install a covered, heated stadium seating area. All the devoted parents who sit on cold, metal bleachers to watch football and soccer in cold, wind and snow would greatly appreciate it. Sincerely, (and still shivering), Amber Treat